This is the future homepage of the

“Tribute To The Cherry Wrapping Paper”

It will include quotes from irate nephews tired of the stuff; transcriptions of older family members talking about how the paper at the beginning of the roll was much better than the stuff the kids are getting now, and the entire history of how it came to be about. Also, Obe is working on the “countdown till the roll is empty clock” and maybe even a live cam so you can see for yourself how the roll is depleting.

Cherry back, I mean, check back soon…