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YEAR

ARTIST

TITLE

PRICE

(includes shipping!!!)

DESCRIPTION

2006.8

Green Flem Solo

Shakarokagoogie!!!!!

 

$7

 

The latest solo effort from Green Flem himself: Shakarokagoogie!!!

 

 

2006.5

The Nasty Maggots

Poster!!

(Sorry, not a black light poster)

 

TBD

 

The Nasty Maggots branch out into the working world, introducing their line of Workplace Motivational Posters:

 

Here is a sample, more to come

 

2006

The Nasty Maggots

Nasty Maggots-opoly!!

 

(3-D electronic board game, some assembly required, batteries not included)

 

TBD

 

The much demanded Nasty Maggots-opoly is finally in the works, pending approval and the proper licensing. Imagine the thrill you and your friends will get as you land on Fortune Cookie Ave, take a card from the Community Hairy Back, and attempt to own all 4 railroads including the Halitosis Line. The game pieces include the Rototiller from Rototiller Across My Heart Blues, the Car that constantly breaks down from Open Letter To My Car and of course the Blau Blau Smurfen.

 

Accessories (which can be purchased for an additional fee) include the Liz Ardley doll, complete with stockings, high heels, scales and fangs; the Nasty Maggots dress-up kit with feather boa - in the color of your choice; the authentic Tomfoolery Nights movie theater armrest, complete with cup and popcorn holder; the inflatable critic who always stands back up no matter how hard he is put down; and last but not least the official plastic chain and ceiling fan play kit. In developement: Orion's ankle bracelet

 

(Offer not valid in some areas)

 

2005

Green Flem Solo

Lady Piranha

TBD

Now available, the rare limited edition gold-plated solo effort from Green Flem himself. Email for price, and prepare to open your wallet wide!

2004

The Nasty Maggots

“LIVE” DVD

$15

Awesome limited-edition numbered live show at Mixers; when they are sold out, they are no longer available

1999

The Nasty Maggots

1989 - 1998 CD

$7

The classic CD

2002

The Nasty Maggots

Transvestite Tears CD

$7

Follow-up to the classic CD

2005

The Nasty Maggots

Both “Nasty Hits: 1989 – 1998”

and “Transvestite Tears” CDs

$12

The classic packaging of the “classic CD” and “follow-up to the classic CD” CD package. Classic!

2004

The Nasty Maggots

A Brief History of Lime

multiple DVD

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Multiple DVD Documentary of the Nasty Maggots - 49 hours of live shows, interviews, videos and outtakes from the early days when MTV still showed videos, includes the never-before seen "Silk Gloves: The Making of Transvestite Tears" (rejected by PBS, twice)

 

Currently sold out, awaiting the second pressing of 10,000, the first editions sold so fast that we didn’t have time to waste the money on video games, cars and Star Wars action figures.

2005

The Nasty Maggots

The AMC Gremlin (Denim Edition) Mirror Ball Disco Years

8-track

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8-track - special compilation of early treasures, including the all-Moog album and the live show where they opened for KISS at the Hartford Civic Center (the Maggots played at a different venue 40 miles away, and four months later, but they opened for them just the same).

 

Currently sold out, awaiting somebody with a working 8-track recorder to make copies from the original 8-track; if we cannot find one we will be forced to transfer it to CD.

2005

The Nasty Maggots

Bootlegged Jam

Email for price

A crazed fan recently sat out in a snow bank in sub-zero weather and recorded one of our practices. We caught her, and we were amazed by the quality of the digital stereo recording, so we decided to release it. Includes the new Chum creation “Baby I Wanna Hear You Scream My Name” and a free-form jam featuring the piezo tambourine, 88-string bass (made from a discarded piano) and a 6-minute, two-egg-shaker / hand clap drum solo. Act now and you will also receive, free of charge, the Moog stylings of one Sinister Finister. Approximately 80 minutes. Includes password to photo directory on the Maggots’ website.

1988

McKnickNix

"Who The Hell Are The Fatheads Any Ways?"

$7

CD

1989

McKnickNix

Mc"Sicks" Pak

$7

CD

1989

McKnickNix

Welcome to 1990

$7

CD

1989

McKnickNix

Welcome to 1990

Special limited-edition release!! Coming soon!! Price to be announced!! Wrick, Mick, Chic and Knick will be retiring from the profit on this one. Knick has picked out a golf course to buy, Mick will be moving to Florida to sell antiques on the internet, Chic is just counting the money over and over again, and Wrick will be buying a spare guitar pick.

CD re-mixed and re-mastered from the original 4-track recording. We sent the original out to a special recording studio in New York for this amazing re-mix and re-master. Haven’t heard it yet but we know it will be amazing!!!

1990

McKnickNix

Kiss This

$7

CD

1990

McKnickNix

We Are Playing Live At Bridges Because We Have To

$12

CD

The Gravel Pit also played at this historic show (their performance is not on the CD…I know, you would buy it just for the Gravel Pit. Too bad. So would we.)

1991

McKnickNix

Bizarre Bazaar

Email for price, on e-bay these normally go for $100 or more, but we have them cheaper…

vinyl 7"

1992

C.N.O.

First Trial Of Yagneb

$7

CD

1992

C.N.O.

Kingdom of the Space Queen

$7

CD

1992

C.N.O.

Night Of The Living Dumpster

$7

CD

1992

C.N.O.

Starfin

$7

CD

1993

C.N.O.

Dawn Of The Mold

$7

CD

1993

C.N.O.

Beast Of The Black Slime Swamp

$7

CD

1993

Crucified Toad

Crucified Toad

$7

CD

1993

Mozach

Visions of an Electric Elf /

Electro Magnetic Dust Clouds

$7

CD

1993

Bo & The Constrictors

Hard Drinkin' Man

$7

CD

1993

Synthoids

Cyborg Revelations

$7

CD

1996

Chic McKnickNix

What it's all about?

Email for price

Cassingle (CD-R available)

1998

Stonecutters

A.D.D.

Email for price

CD

1998

Rev.Chum

Psalms

Email for price

CD

1998

Stonecutters

Backwardz and Insideout

Email for price

CD

1998

Skrank n Skronk's

Theme Park

Email for price

CD

1999

Chic McKnickNix

Rock Me Sock Me

Email for price

Cassingle (CD-R available)

2000

McKnickNix

Digital Transfer 2000 - Greatest Hits

Email for price

CD

2001

Rev. Chum

 Peace and Meaning

Email for price

CD